Adopt an Alien 🛸

🛸 Hand packed in Phoenix, Arizona📦 Free shipping on every alien ⭐ Adopted 4,000+ and counting💌 Comes with an official adoption certificate 🛸 Hand packed in Phoenix, Arizona📦 Free shipping on every alien ⭐ Adopted 4,000+ and counting💌 Comes with an official adoption certificate

Every alien ships with

A whole starter kit, not just a rock

The rock is free spirited. The paperwork is where the magic is. Open the crate and here is what is waiting.

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Your alien

One genuine hand picked Arizona rock with a face only you could love.

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Adoption certificate

Official looking, fully unofficial. Printed with your alien's name and landing date.

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Care manual

How to feed, house, and bond with your alien. Spoiler: never water him.

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Travel crate

A custom little crate stamped LIVE ALIEN so the mail carrier treats him right.

Adoption day

Three steps to a new best friend

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Pick your alien

Tap adopt. Add a name and any extras you like on the next screen. Takes about 20 seconds.

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We hand pack in Phoenix

We tuck your alien into his crate with his certificate and manual, by hand, right here in Arizona.

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He lands at your door

Free shipping. He arrives in a few days, slightly confused, ready to sit on your desk forever.

Make him extra

Little upgrades, big personality

Add any of these at checkout with one tap. No extra forms, no extra shipping.

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Adopt a sibling

A second alien so he is not lonely. Half off.

+$12.50

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Name and message card

Custom name plus a note in your words.

+$4.99

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Jumbo alien

Upgrade to a bigger, chunkier fellow.

+$9.99

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Deluxe crate box

Premium gift crate, wrapped and ready.

+$6.99

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Stardust dusting

A shimmer of space glitter in the crate.

+$2.99

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Real meteorite buddy

A certified genuine meteorite chip friend.

+$14.99

🛸 Pick your add ons on the secure checkout screen after you tap adopt.

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The origin story

It started as a joke. Now I hand pack these every day.

Hi, I am the person who packs your alien. I am in Phoenix, Arizona, right under the same sky where thousands of people swear they saw the lights back in 1997. I started giving these little guys away to friends. They kept asking for more. So here we are.

Every alien is picked, named, and crated by hand. When you adopt one, you get a text-worthy package and I get to keep doing the weirdest, most fun job I have ever had. Follow along while I pack your order.

▶ Watch me pack orders on TikTok

Before you adopt

Questions from fellow alien parents

Wait, is this just a rock?

Yes, and we love him for it. Your alien is a genuine Arizona rock dressed up with a name, a certificate, a care manual, and a whole backstory. It is a gag gift and a desk pet, not a science claim. That is the entire joy of it.

How fast does he ship?

We hand pack in Phoenix and ship free within a couple of business days. Most aliens land at your door within about a week, depending on where you live.

Can I send one anonymously as a prank or gift?

Absolutely. Add a name and message card at checkout and we will ship your alien straight to whoever needs one, with your note inside. Great for birthdays, breakups, coworkers, and people who have everything.

Does he need food or water?

Never water him. He is a desert alien. He runs entirely on sunlight, compliments, and being left alone on your desk. The care manual covers the rest.

What if I want two?

Adopt a sibling at checkout for half off so your alien has a friend. Siblings tend to get along suspiciously well.

Somewhere, an alien is waiting for a desk.

Free shipping. Certificate included. Zero maintenance, guaranteed.

Adopt mine for $24.99 🛸

The honest fine print: Adopt an Alien is a novelty gift sold for entertainment purposes only. Your alien is a genuine Arizona rock. All extraterrestrial claims, backstories, and personalities are fictional and part of the fun. No real alien, powers, or health benefits are expressed or implied. Ships from Phoenix, Arizona.